Toxic Avenger: The Novel

Toxic Avenger: The Novel
by Lloyd Kaufman & Adam Jahnke
(published by Avalon / Thunder’s Mouth Press)

THE OFFICIAL TOXIC COMPANION… and LIFE PARTNER!
THE BIBLE IS NOW THE SECOND GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD!
You’ve seen the movie! You’ve memorized the multiple sequels! You love the cartoon spin off! WOW… you obviously spend too much time watching television! Put down that remote and learn how to READ! Because Toxie is ready to tell his story!All the fun of a Toxic Avenger movie without being able to see all the nudity and gore! (Wait… what fun is that?) er… all the fun and educational, too!
Find out all the things we couldn’t squeeze into an 80 minute movie like… 

  • The REAL history of Toxie’s hometown, Tromaville, NJ!
  • The truth behind the Tromatons that give Toxie his power!
  • The prose and consonants of Lloyd Kaufman’s literary style, punctuated by special guest narrators such as “J. D. Salinger” & “Oliver Stone”!
  • The joy of picturing lesbian scenes using the CINEMA OF THE MIND!

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  1. 1 On December 25th, 2009, will li said:

    尊敬的Kaufman先生 您好！

    首先请抱歉，因为我的英文不是太好，但是我是幸运的， 因为您通晓中文。自80年代，我曾经看过一些TROMA娱乐公司制作的电影，但是当时部知道是您和您的团队制作的，后来才知道是您，才知道您通晓中文。80年代美国的独立STUDIO很多，但是唯有您的TROMA公司屹立不倒直到今天。我非常喜欢您的电影，但是中国的盗版市场如此发达，TROMA的电影也是很少见的，您曾经说中国的盗版很多，但是在中国看您电影的途径只能是依靠盗版，因为我们国家的出版机构不允许出版TROMA的DVD，因为您的电影可能在我们国家定为X级，但是管它呢，我很喜欢，我希望看到更多的TROMA电影。我真的希望您可以把80年代带有NEW YORK CITY ‘S OLD TROMA LOGO给我一个大的清楚的，我想印在T-shirt 上

    Mr. Kaufman, Hello!

    The first, I’m sorry I can speak little English, But I am Lucky too. Because you can speak Chinese.. I have seen Troma Entertainment ‘s Movies in 80 Times. But I don’t Know Which company productions it Now I Know is you and you team (Troma Entertainment) I very very Like you Movies,!

    此致
    敬礼

    A Chinese Troma Fans
    Will Li
    MY E-MAIL [email protected]

  2. 2 On April 12th, 2010, Newton Gimmick said:

    CINEMA OF THE MIND!

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